Tagged: andy laroche

too many things (third basemen)

too many things happened since i last updated.

whatup with our starting pitchers? not a single fun start to watch since the all-star break!

and
whatup with our bullpen tonight? how you gon’ allow 20 hits and 10
runs? srsly… we played pretty good beisbol–hugs to loney for his 3
RBIs in the 5th inning–but the rockies played just as good or better
and even with the nutso cushion it was quite the ducking battle.

W, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what 63 more Ws look like:

W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W

so tell me, does laroche look like he’s wearing dentures when he talks or what!!!!!

important queries #2

why is laroche’s name pronounced la-roach? is his last name not french or french-derived? did he or his family choose to forgo the french pronunciation? or is it the fault of the announcers? who is wrong here????

KILL IT; important queries #1

the boyfrand and i had rad field level seats last wednesday when stults
pitched his four-hit complete game shutout ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i hope stults kills it again-again today. 3-0!

win it, dodgers!!!!

also, at-bat music? how does it work? do they “choose” from a pre-approved, pre-paid list? if not, what are the guidelines? is russell martin really that canadian–enough to genuinely enjoy listening to wild cherry’s “play that funky music”? does andy laroche really think he’s the best around or is he just a huge fan of karate kid and/or steve holt?